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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:43

No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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